Non-Fiction
A Bulldog's Guide to Training Humans
For six years, Oswald has been quietly training his humans.
They think they taught him where to sleep, when to eat, how to behave, and what the bell by the door is for.
Oswald knows better.
They think they taught him where to sleep, when to eat, how to behave, and what the bell by the door is for.
Oswald knows better.
In A Bulldog’s Guide to Training Humans, one English Bulldog finally sets the record straight, revealing the
rules, techniques, and carefully tested strategies behind a well-managed household. From selective hearing and table scraps to veterinary indignities, family negotiations, and the occasional fully weaponized bell, Oswald explains what every dog already understands:
Humans can be trained.
It simply takes patience, consistency, and a willingness to let them believe the whole thing was their idea.
Funny, stubborn, affectionate, and occasionally more tender than Oswald would prefer to admit, this is a story for anyone who has ever lived with a dog and wondered who was really in charge.
rules, techniques, and carefully tested strategies behind a well-managed household. From selective hearing and table scraps to veterinary indignities, family negotiations, and the occasional fully weaponized bell, Oswald explains what every dog already understands:
Humans can be trained.
It simply takes patience, consistency, and a willingness to let them believe the whole thing was their idea.
Funny, stubborn, affectionate, and occasionally more tender than Oswald would prefer to admit, this is a story for anyone who has ever lived with a dog and wondered who was really in charge.
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